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Quiz by Daniel Herrera, updated more than 1 year ago
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Created by Daniel Herrera
over 8 years ago
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Question 1
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1. Hi welcome to the office! Can I get you something to drink?
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Water
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Cheese
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Chocolate Bar
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Milck
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Coffe
Question 2
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Good choice. Now let’s get down to business. What’s your previous experience in this position?
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Do you like to party?
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You’ll see my résumé is most impressive
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I always finished everything on my chore list!
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The screamz of the children still haunt me.
Question 3
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Do you have any weird habits we should know about?
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I like to smell with mine fingers.
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Ai love to play guitar.
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I don’t belive in teeth brushing.
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My favorite word is “Bonanza” and I use it frequently in conversation.
Question 4
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That IS weird! Now can you tell us why you left your last job?
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My boss was a werewolf.
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I didn’t like the peopole… or any people really.
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Because I’m etically opposed to working before noon.
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Two forby words: Centaur discrimination.
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Because I moved to another city.
Question 5
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That’s interesting! Now, what do you think is your greatest ability?
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Danny, the voice that tells me what to do.
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My third nipple.
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My boss used to say I’m fast.
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I’m good at manipulating people.
Question 6
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We’ll keep that in mind. Now tell us about something you think you’d like to improve about yourself.
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Remembering to wear underpants every day.
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I want to renohvate my parent’s garage into the greatest apartment ever.
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I’d like o learn more by studying master degree.
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I am one step away to be able to eat 10 tacoes in a minute.
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My candy crush skillz could use some help.
Question 7
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Thanks for clearing that up. How would you answer this question:
“Were you satisfied with you previous position?”
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Yes, I have.
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Yes, I would.
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Yes, I was.
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Yes, I were.
Question 8
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I appreciate your honesty! Now tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?
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Upgrading to a Honda Civic.
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Leading a small group of survivors against the zombie apocalips.
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Over reality TV.
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Being a manager of my department.
Question 9
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So, what makes you think you'd be a good fit for this position?
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I’ll do literally anything for money. Anything.
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I can. fish a dead squirrel out of almost any. drain.
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I could help the company by resolving the online ordering problem you have.
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It has been fourtold.
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I smell really-really-good.
Question 10
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OK, which of these questions is grammatically correct?
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Does your boss like the way you create reports?
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Does your boss liked the way you create reports?
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Did your boss liked the way you create reports?
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Does your boss likes the way you create reports?
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Do your boss likes the way you create reports?
Question 11
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11.We're almost done. What was your best subject in school?
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The dark arts
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Recess
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Mathematics
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Fisical education
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Gross anatomy
Question 12
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Okay, thanks for coming in. Any questions for us before you leave?
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Where do you see this company going over the next year?
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Am I being punk’d?
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Should I tell my parents I got the job?
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Do you know how wins the game of thrones?
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Are you prepared for yours fate?
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