Zusammenfassung der Ressource
Old Testament
- Creation 1.
- Metaphor for the creation of the world
- Adam and Eve mother
and father of
hummanity
- God created the world in 7 metaphorical days
- Follows the lineage of evoloution
- Created 7 day week rested on the 7th day
- Started with Sea and Sky
- Ended with Rest
- The Flood 3.
- God was mad at man kind because everyone was sinning and such
- In all the chaos their was one (sorta) nice guy
- God choose Noah and his family to be saved from the flood
- This guy builds a big ole' boat while people are
all like "noah why you makin dis boat?" and
Noahs all like "THE POWER OF GOD HAS TOLD
ME TO MAKE A BOAT HOP OFF"
- Gods all like "I wanna have
this dope world after Im done
with this tantrum" He instructs
Noah to take 2 of every animal
- The flood lasts 40 days and nights
- More than half of Kim K's marriage.
- The Fall 2.
- Adam and eve eat from tree of knowledge of good and evil
- Disobey AND lie to God
- Learn that being naked is bad
- Hide from God when he comes into garden
- Started mankind's sinful nature
- Were cast out from garden of eden
- mankind continued to go away from God
- Blessings Of Abraham 4.
- "I will make you a great nation"
- Gods like "Abe I'm gonna make you a nation, hang in their fam"
- "You will have many nations"
- My brother Abe is a little old for kids to say so he's like; "lol okay god"
- Gods like; "sike abe you're gonna have kids"
- His wife Sarah was like ;" lol sure God"
- after their son is born God goes; HA NAME HIM LAUGHTER (Issac)
- Jacob and His Sons 5.
- After a little fixing and working things in his favor Jacob ends up on top.
- Jacob and his wives (Billah Rachel leah and Ziplah) get to work and have 12 kids
- These children become the 12 TRIBES OF ISREAL
- Gods over here like; "CALLED IT"
- After a scuffle with The Big Man
Jacobs like; "I'm done with this Jacob
name, I'm calling my self Isreal.
- Shocker Isreal means WRESTLE WITH GOD
- God is basically like; "I know these morons are gonna cause some trouble but It'll work itself it out"
- Exodous
- Exodous 6.
- My bud Moses is a weird guy who can't really talk without stuttering
- Gods like; You're rescuing these people ya whimp
- Since Moses keeps whining Gods like; FINE TAKE ARRON YA WHIMP
- Moses shows how God uses the meek and unsuspecting for his hardest jobs
- MY MAN RESCUES THE JEWISH PEOPLE AND ESTABLISHES THE LAW OF ALL GOD FEARING PEOPLE