Why should you always listen to teachers always and especially when they are demonstrating practicals?
So you can eat jelly for lunch.
So you can impress, and make people admire you.
So you don't put your safety and other students safety at risk and your teacher doesn't have to explain twice taking up your practical time.
So you get a house point for doing things you should do anyway.
What is an independent variable?
The thing that we change.
The thing that we measure
The variable that doesn't need you and has nothing to do with you.
the 'y' axis on a graph
What is the dependent variable?
The thing that needs you and if you don't look after it, it faints.
The thing that we measure.
The things that stay the same.
H20
What is the control variable?
The big fat boss.
The prat of the lot which is big git.
The choreographer.
What are the seven living processes
Moronism Racketism Sophisticated Granada Reliability E N
Movement Respiration Sensitivity Growth Reproduction Excretion Nutrition
What is the vacuole full of?
jelly-like substance.
water.
Cytoplasm
Chloroplasts
What do you need the iodine for when setting up a microscope?
To iodise it.
So it squirms in pain.
So the sample you want to see in detail gets stained so you can see it clearer.
So when you put the coverslip on, it makes a pop sound like a bubble.
Why is nicotine bad for you?
Because it is highly addictive and if you don't have it and you crave it, you will feel miserable and depressed.
Because it rots you from the inside out.
Because it makes you lose your sanity.
Because it is not only bad for you, but for others around you.
Who invented/found out the laws of gravity?
Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson.
Ella Eyre.
Isaac Newton.
Neil Armstrong.
What is the pivot?
The moving point of something( i.e:door hinge)
The place where we hold (i.e door handle)
The place that carries the weight (i.e the seat of a sea-saw)