Created by MsHeltonReads
about 10 years ago
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What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
Why do farmers put bells on cows?
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
Why did the dog cross the road?
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?
What did the horse say when he fell?