You are on a dessert island. You think that the sign saying 'Welcome to the Desserted Island' is wrong. But Wait! (shia surprise) It is YOU who is wrong! Look where you're standing- smell that puddingy pong! Sitting on an islaaand...... An island- of floating cream puff!- the sprinkles crunch underfoot as you realise that there is no escape from diabeetus. The diaboytes circles you, licking its chops. Luckilily, at the last minute, a flying dialysis machine saves you and hoists you to safety. Phew!