Which of the following was NOT a risk associated with life on the frontier?
Disease
Insanity
Depression
Alien Abduction
Which of the following is NOT a species that was depleted by western settlers and frontiersmen?
Enhydra lutris
Bison bison
Bunodactis stelloides
Castor canadensis
Which of the following states was NOT admitted to the Union before 1860?
Illinois
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Kansas
Oregon
Florida
Kentucky
Which of the following is NOT a reason that many European immigrants came to America?
They were attracted by the promise of a democratic government.
They wanted to be free from oppressive state churches.
They wished to take advantage of the multiple opportunities for acquiring land.
They wanted to meet Chuck Norris in person.
Which of the following immigrant groups had the largest impact on the American political system?
The Irish
The Germans
The Wookies
Chuck Norris OWNS the American political system, fool.
Which of the following inventions was instrumental in the start of the Industrial Revolution in America?
The Cotton Gin
The Tesla Coil
Textile Machinery
The Automatic Rifle
Which of the following is NOT a reason that the Northern States were ideally suited to a factory-based economy?
The Northern soil was poor, discouraging farming.
The rivers of the North were fast and narrow, ideal for water-powered mills.
The high population density of the North provided plenty of labor and market consumers.
The tribes of Northern Dwarves showed the humans many techniques for forging, craftsmanship, and industry, improving their efficiency and skill.
Which of the following is a direct descendant of mass production as Eli Whitney envisioned and pioneered?
The 20th Century Fox movie studio (Dun-da-da-daaa, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-daaaaaa!)
Henry Ford's Assembly Line
The New York Metro System
Chuck Norris's granny baking delicious cookies with the blood of his enemies
Which of the following BEST explains why it is a good idea to become a rich factory owner and not a penniless laborer in 1860?
Because laborers are lame
Because laborers have no rights
Because becoming rich off of other people's suffering and unscrupulous business methods is good spiritual fulfillment and contributes to your moral strength and equity
Because Chuck Norris says that you should, and not doing what Chuck Norris says is a REALLY BAD IDEA
Which of the following was NOT an invention that hugely impacted western farming in the former half of the 19th century?
John Deere's steel plow
Cyrus McCormick's mechanical mower-reaper
Spock's mind-meld-in-a-box
Robert Fulton's steam-powered riverboat
Which of the following regions is correctly paired with its economic strength?
The North; large-scale cotton production
The South; large-scale factory production
The Midwest; large-scale grain production
The Westfarthing; large-scale Longbottom Leaf production
Which of the following was NOT an invention that influenced the Industrial Revolution in America?
Eli Whitney's Cotton Gin
Samuel Morse's Telegraph
John Deere's Steel Plow
Vilden Madoff's Twin Ion Engine Starfighter
Which of the following is NOT a true statement?
The German immigrants kept largely to themselves, preserving their culture and language
The evolution of the American Transportation System allowed landlocked Midwestern states access to larger, further afield markets for their crops.
As the American settlers pushed west, they changed the landscape by introducing nonnative species, clearing the land, and decimating native species.
Chuck Norris is not the most powerful force in the Universe.
Which of the following disasters would MOST LIKELY have the most direct impact on the economy of the state with which it is paired?
widespread flooding; Oregon
corn blight; Connecticut
multiple industrial fires; New York
alien invasion; Texas
If personified by an animal, the American West would most accurately be symbolized by which of the following?
The American Buffalo
The European Pig
The Klingon Targh
The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Which of the following famous fictional characters would MOST LIKELY laugh at a tasteless joke about women and children's labor rights in the 1800s?
Santa Claus
Count Olaf
Clark Kent
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore