Question 1
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If a plane crashes on the border of Germany and Poland, where do you bury the survivors?
Question 2
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If a bus explodes on the border of the USa and Canada where do you bury the dead?
In [blank_start]a cemetery[blank_end].
Question 3
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In what sport are the shoes made of metal?
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Soccer
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Basketball
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Athletics
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Horse racing
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Tabletennis
Question 4
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John's mother has 4 children, one is named April, one is named May, one is named June. What is the fourth one named?
[blank_start]John[blank_end]
Question 5
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Which side of a dog has the most hair?
[blank_start]The outside[blank_end].
Question 6
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How many birthdays does the average man have?
Question 7
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Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Question 8
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A man built a rectangular house, each side having a southern view. He spotted a bear. What colour was the bear?
[blank_start]White[blank_end]
Question 9
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If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?
[blank_start]The match[blank_end]
Question 10
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You are running in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
[blank_start]the second[blank_end]
Question 11
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In the same race, if you overtake the last person, then you are in what position?
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The last position.
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The first position.
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The penultimate
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All answers are wrong
Question 12
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A man and his son were in a car crash. The father was killed and the son was taken to hospital with serious injuries. The examining doctor exclaims: “But, this is my son!”.
How can this be?
[blank_start]The doctor was his mother[blank_end].