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Quiz by Absurdiness Brown, updated more than 1 year ago
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Created by Absurdiness Brown
about 7 years ago
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Question 1
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Upon the election of the first Cameron Government, which outrageous statement did Laz first boldly make to the board:
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I really thought Brown was going to make it.
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I've decided to join the Greens.
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I've always been a Tory.
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I'm gay and proud. Take that, h8ers.
Question 2
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Which star crossed lovers did RoF once consider the greatest romance of all time?
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LA and OB
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IG and Rara
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Clergs and Mr Married Man
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Furio and His Mum
Question 3
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Is Nexis knocking about?
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- True
- False
Question 4
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What would Clergham have named her illegitimate child had she not terminated the pregnancy?
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Angus
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Andrew
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Hamish
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Clarence
Question 5
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Complete the following: Mr Coffee __________
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Has been arrested in Guernsey for fraud.
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Is another of I_G's sock puppets.
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Is so frothy.
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Works for Mossad.
Question 6
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The retiring owner of Kitchen Cottage is infamously renowned for which village rocking scandal?
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Pizzagate
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BlindDogGate
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EggGate
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MagicianGate
Question 7
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Which poster should one, at all costs, avoid taking mathematical advice from?
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Le Chiffre
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Dawn Handbags
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Dusty
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Abbeywell
Question 8
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The correct response to an Archers thread is:
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Wait until someone you know posts, then *waive to* them.
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*Report as Offensive*
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Polite disinterest.
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A stern warning to the training board.
Question 9
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Which Order of Chilvary did Wellers pompously purport to allocate membership to?
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Order of the Elephant.
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Order of the Mongoose.
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Order of the Kangaroo.
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Order of the Garter.
Question 10
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Maffew received his OBE for:
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Reducing efficiency for all those under 8PQE in 80% of City firms that didn't block RoF.
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Saving the Queen's life by jumping on a grenade which, thankfully, turned out to be a dud.
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Making the World's leading legal site and discussion board.
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Establishing a scheme to help dumped lawyers find re-employment after the GFC hit.
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