Main Character - New Start.
Joined As Junior Delivery Driver.
Is In Persuit Of Love Interest.
Company Boss - Scatty
And Disorganinsed.
Likeable. Staff Take
Advantage Of Good Nature
Rivalry Between Both Bosses. Perhaps Even Some
Past Tensions.
Old Man - Slow and Weak.
Been At The Company For A
Long Time. Works In The
Sorting Room.
False Gay - Pretends He Is Gay As This Is The
Only Way He Would Get Recruited Due To
Workplace Equalities. Actually Is Really Butch
Gay Undertones Between The Old Man And False Gay.
People Always Walk In And It Appears They Are
Uncompromising Situations That Are Not As They First Seem
The Foreigner - Has An Undefinable
Nationality. No One Can Pronounce Her
Name Properly. She Is Always
Searching For The Missing Office Pet.
Office Pet - Always Missing. We Never See It Till The Last Episode
Whereby It Gets Caught In The Rival Company's Machinery And Dies.
However As A Result Saves "Snail Mail". The Pet's Identity Is Revealed
In The Final Episode.
Hippy - Care Free Delivery Driver With Dreadlocks. Tries To Sell
Drugs Subtly To The Customers On The Side.
Collection Desk Lady - Middle Aged. Doesn't
Care About The Customers. Always Rude To
Them On The Phone And Allocating Them The
Wrong Parcels.
Love Interest - Attractive And Intelligent. She Dates A
Delivery Driver From The Rival Mail Company Who Doesn't
Treat Her With Much Respect. Idolised By Our Main
Character.
Smug Delivery Driver - Dating The Love Interest. He Works
For The Rival Company.Always In Disputes With The Main
Character On Their Delivery Rounds. He Is Well Built And A
Man's Man.
Rival Boss - A Binary Opposition To The Boss Of "Snail Mail".
He Is A Strict Yet Organised Leader Who Sticks Purely To The
Rule Book Of His Organisation. He Hates Inefficiency.
Homosexual - Very Camp. Works In The Collection Desk Of
The Rival Company. Is Always Over At "Snail Mail" To
Complain Which Is All Just A Front. He Is Actually Over To
Try And Hit On Our "False Gay" Who He Admires.