Criado por MsHeltonReads
aproximadamente 10 anos atrás
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Questão | Responda |
What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? | "Cheap, cheap." |
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? | Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? |
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?" | He was studying foreign languages. |
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? | It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." |
Why do farmers put bells on cows? | Their horns don't work. |
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? | Beer. |
What do you call a blind dinosaur? | Do-you-think-he-saur-us. |
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? | It was the chicken's day off. |
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back? | A dirty double-crosser. |
Why are dogs such bad dancers? | They have two left feet. |
Why did the dog cross the road? | He saw some dog food. |
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? | Ruff! |
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? | Mule-tide greetings. |
Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"? | They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive." |
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? | "Dam." |
What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? | Homeless. |
What did the horse say when he fell? | I've fallen and I can't giddy up! |
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