Who should you be more scared of on campus?
Angry Professor
Mating geese
Where is the worst place on campus to have lectures?
Langwith
Alcuin
What’s worse…?
Walk into the wrong lecture, sit down, realise your mistake, quickly exit amid humiliating laughter
Walk into the wrong lecture, sit down, not realise your mistake, spend the next two hours taking notes and marvelling at the breadth of your field of study. Who knew algebra was relevant to post-modernist political theory? You will never EVER live down the humiliation when you tell your friends about this later...
Is it natural to feel mild jealousy that, despite Heslington Hall being the poster girl for the Uni of York, all your lectures take place in 1960’s concrete Milton Keynes replica buildings?
Yes
No