"Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

"You couldn't ignore me if you tried."

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled."

"You realise we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."

"Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!"

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

"Where do you come from? Planet 'Loser'?"

"What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"

"How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"

"If you were the inventors of Facebook, you would have invented Facebook."

"Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife."

"Get in Loser. We're going shopping."

"Don't be a fool, stay in school!"

"And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin."

"What ever I feel like doing today, Gosh!"