Upon the election of the first Cameron Government, which outrageous statement did Laz first boldly make to the board:
I really thought Brown was going to make it.
I've decided to join the Greens.
I've always been a Tory.
I'm gay and proud. Take that, h8ers.
Which star crossed lovers did RoF once consider the greatest romance of all time?
LA and OB
IG and Rara
Clergs and Mr Married Man
Furio and His Mum
Is Nexis knocking about?
What would Clergham have named her illegitimate child had she not terminated the pregnancy?
Angus
Andrew
Hamish
Clarence
Complete the following: Mr Coffee __________
Has been arrested in Guernsey for fraud.
Is another of I_G's sock puppets.
Is so frothy.
Works for Mossad.
The retiring owner of Kitchen Cottage is infamously renowned for which village rocking scandal?
Pizzagate
BlindDogGate
EggGate
MagicianGate
Which poster should one, at all costs, avoid taking mathematical advice from?
Le Chiffre
Dawn Handbags
Dusty
Abbeywell
The correct response to an Archers thread is:
Wait until someone you know posts, then *waive to* them.
*Report as Offensive*
Polite disinterest.
A stern warning to the training board.
Which Order of Chilvary did Wellers pompously purport to allocate membership to?
Order of the Elephant.
Order of the Mongoose.
Order of the Kangaroo.
Order of the Garter.
Maffew received his OBE for:
Reducing efficiency for all those under 8PQE in 80% of City firms that didn't block RoF.
Saving the Queen's life by jumping on a grenade which, thankfully, turned out to be a dud.
Making the World's leading legal site and discussion board.
Establishing a scheme to help dumped lawyers find re-employment after the GFC hit.
