THE STORY OF MY LIFE IN DOTA

I go into dota

I go into dota soundless because carl ed and joe insist on a call

we take like 20mins to find a match because people decline/dont load

we take like 20mins waiting for someone

we find a match in 1min

It's all random so we get only me as support

single draft and only I pick support

all pick and only i pick support

captain's mode and russian captain gives me only support

we get first blood by good co-ordination

we trade 1 for one and get first blood

we trade 1 for 1 and they get first blood

they get first blood on me when i suicide to save carl - joe rages

ed gets messed up mid

joe goes vs the only noob on their team top and does well

me and carl get screwed over by op people

ed does well mid

me and carl do well bot

midgame nobody calls missing and me and carl get 5 man ganked

we all teamfight mid and die

we all teamfight mid and live

ed decides to gank somebody

they stay bot lane and get 2 towers while nobody else comes to help me and carl

we push their mid tower

they push our mid tower

ed helps someone get a double kill

joe rages because we died and lost towers but "he was doing good and got a kill and a tower top" even though all of there team was bot

joe rages because we "ks'd him" in the teamfight even though he is 3 position

joe rages because it was our fault we lost the teamfight

joe rages because ed ganked for us not him even though he is pushing his lane

joe rages because when ed ganked his lane ed got the kills

they take rosh as carl jungles and I die scouting rosh (joe rages)

we go back to each of our lanes having won mid and have effective freefarm (joe rages)

they take rosh having won mid then 5 man top (joe rages)

we push every lane at once (joe somehow manages to rage)

we end the skype call because of joe. He then rages through chat.

we all forgive joe for raging

they gg push us and get to our ancient

we gg push them

they gg push us 2

we gg push them 2

WE WIN BECAUSE IM AWESOME

WE WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE WE GG PUSHED THEM

we loose