Created by Dragonlord X
about 9 years ago
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Question | Answer |
1. A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? | Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up. |
2. A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there? | It was day time. |
3. A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? | Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk. |
4.How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide? | None, or else it wouldn’t be a hole. |
5.If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? | The 4 you took. |
6.What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? | Stairs, duh |
7.What can you never eat for breakfast? | Dinner |
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