it's not funny because it's not a joke, if it was a joke it would be funny.
Oh yeah, Adam was, he was laughing harder than anyone.
And you shoulda seen his face, I mean the fear, the, it was so, you had to laugh
Does Phil know?
Leah
I talk too much, so shoot me. So kill me, Phil, call the police, lock me up, rip out my teeth with a pair of
rusty pliers
Everyone's scared. S'not just me. Pause. We've got each other. We need each other.
but if we have done a thing, which we haven't, but if we have then we did it together.
they're exactly like chimps, but the tiniest change in their DNA ... The woman was saying that if we'd
discovered bonobos before chimps our understanding of ourselves would be very different.
It's life that upsets the natural order.
It's us that's the anomaly.
Maybe that's what's making people happier. Maybe it's just having something to work towards.
Together.
D'you think we're doomed to behave like
people before us did?
I admire you so much.
with the greatest of respect, Adam,
you are supposed to be dead.
Phil
The man who showed Brian his willy in the woods,
please keep up, I'm making this up as I go along
We're in trouble now. We need your help. If you don't help us
we'll kill you. Are you going to help us?
I'm in charge. Everyone is happier. What's more
important; one person or everyone?
I'm gonna do an experiment with this plastic bag. I want you
to stay still while I do this experiment
Brian
I can't face it. They look at me. They look at me like I'm lying and it makes me cry. I can't stand the way
they look at me. And then, because I cry, they think I'm telling the truth, but I'm crying because I'm
lying and I feel terrible inside
I am brilliant at doing what people say.
Adam
crawling for a long time, I thought, but that was hard to tell, tunnels, scared, I was, I felt like the dark
was my fear, do you know what I mean? I was wrapped in it. Like a soft blanket.
I'm not coming back
Cathy
Talk about mad. I mean, it's quite exciting as well,
though, isn't it.
Well, we thought, you know, I mean you'd given a description so we thought, well, I thought, you know,
show initiative, we'll look for a fat balding postman with bad teeth.
Richard
I've walked all the way from school with these two, with him
crying and with her being weird,
Why don't you pop down the station and say 'excuse me, but that fat postman with the bad teeth
doesn't actually exist, so why don't you let him go?
Danny's doing work experience at a dentist's. He hates it. Can't stand the cavities, he says when they
open their mouths sometimes it feels like you're going to fall in.
John Tate
Alright. New rule; that word is banned.
That just leaves you, Brian. You crying little piece of filth.