Animalism

The 7 Comandments

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy 2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend 3. No animal shall wear clothes 4. No animal shall sleep in a bed 5. No animal shall drink alcohol 6. No animal shall kill another animal 7. All animals are created equal

The 7 Comandments (altered)

1/2/3. Four legs good, two legs better 4. (N/A) 5. No animal shall sleep in a bed without sheets 6. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess 7. All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others